it goes on...

Okay, I love American Apparel just as much as the next odious hipster (in fact, I woke up this morning to a $100 gift certificate in my inbox for American Apparel from my parents and burst into ecstatic squeals of excitement and promptly spent it all in about 20 minutes), but come on! Do we really need to have this unleashed upon the world for aging hipsters everywhere to be ironically showing off their hairy beer guts for everyone to see??!!?! Gag me with a spoon, Ralph Maccio!! They seriously need to draw the line somewhere; it's out of control. I'm sure the day is not long enough when we'll start seeing these at Trail of Dead shows the world over.