Ah, it must be Friday at Gawker.
This one was too good to pass up.
How much creepier would Eyes Wide Shut have been if the weird sex freaks were wearing ironic t-shirts (can Everclear be ironic?) rather than tuxes and the password was "brah" instead of "fidelio", and instead of sex they just stood around and took pictures of themselves drinking Pabst until they passed out?
I'm feeling really snarky today. It's prolly cuz I'm bored.