For those of you who may not have seen the video before it was removed from the previous post due to "Abuse," according to the web site, you can still watch it here.
Let's take a minute, though, shall we, to just, you know, run the second verse by ourselves again and really pay attention to just how many double entendres are in there. Do you think it's coincidence (emphasis mine)?
"Read the Bible
You'll be sure
to enter Heaven
there's no back door.
Get on your knees
There lies no virtue
All sung with that cute little mischievous grin of his. He's kind of cute. I bet this guy was a total hit with the bear crowd that loves to go hang out naked in the woods. I wonder what turned him off of that scene? Maybe they didn't like his pink shirts.
I also love how on his web site he has a list corruptive gay bands for parents to watch out for. But then next to Morrissey's name he has "(questionable?)"
Huh? I thought it was a pretty astute list until I got to that. It even has Le Tigre on it, for crying out loud. But Nickelback, Metallica, Eminem??? You'd think this guy would be a fan of Eminem. His safe bands list is real boring, predictably. Except for the inclusion of Cyndi Lauper. I have no idea what that's about.
All right, I'm done. I'm off to read all about crazy Mormons slaughtering innocent women and little babies which I started reading last night and is totally fucking fascinating. You wanna talk crazy....