Alan Cumming

Is much cuter in real life than in movies. He's a wee little smiley man with sexy crow's feet.

UPDATE: I forgot to mention my favorite part of the evening, which was my running directly into a tree walking down Lavaca. And I was totally sober. I just ran right into it. I even have the bloody scratches on my hand to prove it.

And then last night I had a dream I was at a party, and someone had a tiny little green garden snake that decided to latch itself onto my sweater sleeve, and I was so freaked out that I fell into the bonfire, and then I started bawling in front of everyone. It was awful.