Tuesday, May 30, 2006

A.M. conversation

As Jaisen and I were getting up and dressed this morning to go to class, the following conversation took place (totally randomly):

Jaisen: You have some hot man waiting for you back in Austin?

Me: Uhh...no.

Jaisen: Are you gonna try to hook up with any Mexican dudes while you're here?

Me: I seriously doubt it.

Jaisen: Racist.

Me: Whatever. I've had sex with more Mexican dudes than you have. Plus, here, I
don't really know what the mores and stuff are. I'd be sorta scared to.

Jaisen: Yeah, it's a lot more taboo here. Plus it's harder, because everybody
looks.... (Jaisen trails off)

Me: Everybody looks gay? Cause they're all skinny and dress well?

Jaisen: Well, I was trying to think of a nicer way to put it.

At this point, Jaisen and I are both only about half-dressed, sharing a sink, while he brushes his teeth and I apply Neutrogena facial moisterizer with SPF. This is after having applied my eye and face stress gel.

Jaisen: At least it would be easier for you to actually do it, since you can have
other guys in the room.

Me: What about you? What if you walked in in the middle of it?

Jaisen: You could put a sign on the door: Having sex. Come back later.

Me: That would work.

Jaisen: Well, one of us should be getting laid.

So I guess I now officially have permission to have sex in the dorm room should the occasion ever arise. Good to know.


Anonymous said...

...and you've still got about four more weeks, right? lots of time.


Mark said...

Is Jaisen cute?

Meredith said...

that is really fucking funny.

ryan said...

He's mildly cute.