Tuesday, May 30, 2006

A.M. conversation

As Jaisen and I were getting up and dressed this morning to go to class, the following conversation took place (totally randomly):

Jaisen: You have some hot man waiting for you back in Austin?

Me: Uhh...no.

Jaisen: Are you gonna try to hook up with any Mexican dudes while you're here?

Me: I seriously doubt it.

Jaisen: Racist.

Me: Whatever. I've had sex with more Mexican dudes than you have. Plus, here, I
don't really know what the mores and stuff are. I'd be sorta scared to.

Jaisen: Yeah, it's a lot more taboo here. Plus it's harder, because everybody
looks.... (Jaisen trails off)

Me: Everybody looks gay? Cause they're all skinny and dress well?

Jaisen: Well, I was trying to think of a nicer way to put it.

At this point, Jaisen and I are both only about half-dressed, sharing a sink, while he brushes his teeth and I apply Neutrogena facial moisterizer with SPF. This is after having applied my eye and face stress gel.

Jaisen: At least it would be easier for you to actually do it, since you can have
other guys in the room.

Me: What about you? What if you walked in in the middle of it?

Jaisen: You could put a sign on the door: Having sex. Come back later.

Me: That would work.

Jaisen: Well, one of us should be getting laid.

So I guess I now officially have permission to have sex in the dorm room should the occasion ever arise. Good to know.

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

...and you've still got about four more weeks, right? lots of time.

-bryan

Mark said...

Is Jaisen cute?

Meredith said...

that is really fucking funny.

ryan said...

He's mildly cute.