As Jaisen and I were getting up and dressed this morning to go to class, the following conversation took place (totally randomly):
Jaisen: You have some hot man waiting for you back in Austin?
Jaisen: Are you gonna try to hook up with any Mexican dudes while you're here?
Me: I seriously doubt it.
Me: Whatever. I've had sex with more Mexican dudes than you have. Plus, here, I
don't really know what the mores and stuff are. I'd be sorta scared to.
Jaisen: Yeah, it's a lot more taboo here. Plus it's harder, because everybody
looks.... (Jaisen trails off)
Me: Everybody looks gay? Cause they're all skinny and dress well?
Jaisen: Well, I was trying to think of a nicer way to put it.
At this point, Jaisen and I are both only about half-dressed, sharing a sink, while he brushes his teeth and I apply Neutrogena facial moisterizer with SPF. This is after having applied my eye and face stress gel.
Jaisen: At least it would be easier for you to actually do it, since you can have
other guys in the room.
Me: What about you? What if you walked in in the middle of it?
Jaisen: You could put a sign on the door: Having sex. Come back later.
Me: That would work.
Jaisen: Well, one of us should be getting laid.
So I guess I now officially have permission to have sex in the dorm room should the occasion ever arise. Good to know.