Whatcha gonna do with all that junk?

Thismight seriously be the grossest/stupidest thing I've ever seen. Can you imagine looking like that in public??? Vile.

Oh my god, I just published the post and made sure the link worked, and then realized it's out of stock!!!!!! That means a whole bunch of people bought it. Let's hope they either only had, like, 5 in stock, or they were all bought as gag gifts by frat boys for each other.